A-list.

A quick list of things in my life that are being held together by safety pins:
-The fly on my favorite pair of jeans
-The strap of another favorite, my little black dress
- The safety pin I beaded and put on a purse of mine because I can't afford witty cool pins
- The tacky white curtain draping over my window, just to try and make my room look as cool as my roommates( whose looks like an IKEA add)
- The "turn off your straightener" sign on my bulletin board (my scanner does not work because of this problem..)
- Two necklaces
- Three bracelets
- Bra strap that I stole from the store (because I only needed one, and they only sell them in twos)
-Most recently, the handle on my purse that broke this morning while running for the bus

Finally,
My mouth, on the topic of your ex boyfriend and how much I despise him for hurting you. You will be happy again, keep on laughing.