Eating Raw Cookie Dough Is Not Bad For You

Our Halloween Pub consisted of the three of us being salt, tequila and lemon. The right way to do a Tequila shot is not with lime, despite popular belief, but with lemon. However,we didn't get into Halloween Pub last night. It really is not anything new, we usually get into Pub 25% of the time. It's not cause we aren't of age, we're just not mentally of age. To tell you the truth, getting kicked out and having to walk away from a line is getting less and less embarrassing. Note to all boys, shouting the word 'Slut' to a girl is really not that phasing. We hear it so often now it's not hurtful. So either try and find some new insults, or manners..which ever comes first. The night didn't end there, like it should have. Rather it followed the usual same routine of getting sick in public washrooms, starting texting wars and hitting on cute waiters. ANOTHER note to boy waiters, don't let us in on the fact that you have a girlfriend- and you will get a bigger tip. Despite our failures at trying to follow our scheduled night we all learned one very valuable lesson. No matter how bad the night got we all stuck by each others side. Salt with the tequila, tequila with the lemon...and the lemon with the bird watcher. We got into drama fits with other girls, no lies. Air punches and dirty words were said. But we stick up for one another, even if that one another got us kicked out of the bar. Because let's face it...what's a lemon without a salt and tequila? It's really just a sour excuse for a fruit. We're a tripod (+1), we live together, we sleep together and we'll go down fighting together.